Wednesday, June 6, 2012
U heard it right. This poor white trash is going to get an iphone soon. I can afford it. I need to donate some blood every month!
I'm poor white trash! My dog is very hungry. I can't afford to buy some dog food. Please help. I will eat the dog food too!
Chase Bank charged me a $10 fee! That's ain't right. I have direct deposit. Therefore, my checking account is free.
With a monthly direct deposit of $500 or more, there won't be a $10 fee at Chase. My direct deposit is over $500 each month! I'M UPSET!
I'm slipping away to parts unknown, where I may never escape the turmoil & danger of the most twisted mind known to mankind.
OMG! I killed a fox. I think I sell the fur. After all, I need lots of money to support my heroin habit. Don't tell PETA!
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