I'm trying to be a nice guy, but the so called friend is making it harder for me.

last night, I got the internet back in my apartment again. I haven't had it over three months. I'm happy. so far, so good

Just kidding, guys. That's black humor. LOL

Speaking of coke, have u notice that coke made their two litter bottle a little taller? I can't put four down below in the icebox door

I drank lots and lots of coke. Yes, it made me to use the restroom that often. It always happen that way. I sure love coke

the power went off for a second at the apartment. oh, man. i got very scared that I ran to the bed and hid under the covers for two seconds!

It's ranting in Hollywood.

Somehow, I got a computer virus on the desktop. Damn! That sucks. I can't go on some sites, like Facebook. The date was January 1 2010

Earlier today, I said there's no first TV cancelation so far. Low and behold, CBS cancelled Made In Jersey today. I'm that good!

I'm surprised there's no first TV cancelation yet. It have been a month since the new TV season started.

Now, I think I know why I couldn't download my pictures on the desktop computer. It wasn't in sync on the old iphone

My old iPhone is full of memory. I can't update anything. I have the new iPhone5. I must delete some apps from the iPhone.

My hands are cold. I forgot to wrap the blended ice pumpkin spice latte with a napkin. starbucks

I'm trying to upload a pic on @instragram. Somehow. It's not working on the new iphone5.

Mike forgot his work shirt. I must bring it to him on the bus to downtown. The things I do for my friends.

I called Brian. He didn't pick up. He didn't know who was calling. I understood. I will do the same thing. We fixed it in a email

My heart breaks for Nicole

Some people doesn't come prepare on Judge Judy.

We are not famous. She made an Indiana Jones reference. She doesn't get in trouble. When I make one, I got in trouble. unfair

I do pop culture reference or any other reference on the web. Some people get mad & believed it's a threat. Are they kidding me?

I came from downtown LA. I checked my answer machine. Sprint called. I was home about five minutes. Then, I went back to downtown.

I came from downtown LA. I checked my answer machine. Sprint called. I was hole about five minutes. Then, I went back to downtown.

Good night. Sweet dreams. Have a great tomorrow

Don't give up the ship. If u don't apologize, I will punch u in the nose.

Medication time!

I'm not paying any attention to dwts dancing with the stars all stars. I'm playing with the new iPhone5. Too much fun in bed

Good evening! How is everyone?

Lee & I went to the clinic. It was closed. One hour ago, I said let's get off on Santa Monica & Vine. Then, my place. He didn't listen

I think I go to the police station soon. I want to kill some oink oink pigs. That should be fun. They can't arrest me. Pretty great

Now, Lee want me to go with him to the hospital. He didn't say that this morning. All he said pick up his new glasses.

Happy turkey day, Canada! Gobble. Gobble. thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

The iphone5 problems is coming from AT&T, not sprint or verizon. I haven't hear nothing from sprint. I should get it any way.

I keep on hearing about iphone5 problems. It seems like a new problem pops up every week. I can't it let to persuade me. unsure

U can beat me to death. I won't reveal any deathly secrets. It won't matter at all. I will be dead & long gone from earth. RIP

U could learn about someone after their death. There are still some things u don't know about me. I will take the secrets to the grave

The Fonz is hawking the reverse mortgage on antennatv. I really don't understand it. I think it's a big rip off for the elderly.

@PhilKeoghan the racers is on the same flight as u. Can they talk to u during the flight? amazingrace

Don't forget that the amazing race is on CBS tonight. @PhilKeoghan is LIVE tweeting during the east coast broadcast right now

A lady woke me up from my nap. I'm not a doctor. I don't play one on TV either. Damn it!

Talking about it doesn't mean I'm talking about it. It's not what it seem. Altogether, it could mean something else.

Don't u love @MorgonFreeman? his tweets are very inspirational

It's funny that some people don't get my sick & twisted black humor. WTF! Oh well. Don't get mad, get even. LOL

U are forewarned. I'm about to blow up a place. It won't be that pretty. Any minute, I will be sky high into the heavens. So long!

Mike made Fish, pasta and corn with tomato for lunch. http://t.co/6iTAwil0

Mike thought I'm kidding about the damn fly. I wished I was. His fabulous cooking always attracts the flies. Damn him. It's his fault

There's a fly in the apartment. He's bugging me. I explained to Mike. He said he will close the door. I said don't forget to fly away.

Do I have to pay for the same apps on the sprint iPhone? My old iphone is AT&T. Does both iPhones have the same App Store? help me

How can someone blackmail me? There is nothing to blackmail with. Besides, I'm a open book. Anyone can read me like the filth i am!

Someone else recognized the three stooges theme song sounds like the three blind mice. I said that long time ago. LOL

I want to bed with the three stooges last night. I woke up with the three stooges this morning. LOL. antennatv

Mike claimed I'm in another world. I agreed. My world is peaceful and love. He mentioned I'm confused with HIS world instead. LOL

I'm glad I don't live in Canada. It feel mighty weird to celebrate Thanksgiving on a Monday in October!

This year, Canadian Thanksgiving falls on Monday, Oct 8, 2012. Canada

I got my Canada holidays messed up. I thought xmas is this month. It's thanksgiving. That's tomorrow. Happy early thanksgiving, Canada

mittromney is a heartless bastard. How will he feel if we cut off his arms & legs and throw him from the plane to his death?

@mittromney likes bigbird, but he will cut off funding. He hate Big Bird, cut off the wings & throw him from the nest to his death.

@mittromney, new USA president? There will be sad kids around the world, pist off parents & bigbird is the newest @angrybirds

@mittromney is the new president? There will be sad kids around the world, pist off parents and bigbird is the newest @angrybirds

Seesmic really messed up things for all ping.fm users. Now, we can NOT send tweets everywhere to plurk, myspace, friendfeed & more

Then, I must disconnect YouTube to Facebook, then the video will go from YouTube to twitter to Facebook. Isn't it confusing?

If I change my name, I must reroute the tweets & stop using the pingle app altogether. I can connect twitter to Facebook, only use twitter.

I want to shorten my twitter name. The pingle app won't send any tweet, only to scareykatt. I'm up the creek w/ no paddle. Damn!

What is your favorite slurpee from 7/11? I like the mango and the cherry flavors. Do u ever put vodka in yours? I do sometimes.

There's something wrong with my alarm clock. It was set for 9 AM. I turned it off a while ago. It still went off at 9 AM. LOL

It's wrong that @joelosteen is gaybashing w/ the bible. That's not God's love. God created everyone in his own image. God is gay.

It's wrong that @joelosteen is gaybashing w/ the bible. That's not God's love. God created everyone in his own image. God is gay.

What is your favorite word? My favorite word is cocktail. I love them both. Hint! Hint! LOL

I tend to stay out of other people's drama. I have my own drama to deal with. Why add theirs to mine? I must focus on me.

Personally, I'm NOT attacking the bodybuilder escort. It's NOT my preference. It's a turnoff.

Yes, guys, too much muscles on a guy or a woman is a turnoff. It look disgusting! http://t.co/YrWHUczd

this bodybuilder escort want sex. No thanx. I don't like too much muscles on any guy. It's a huge turnoff. http://t.co/1DLXVXbC

As long there is no Hope, Liam & Steffy on an episode of bb Bold & Beautiful, it's an awesome day to watch. Today was great!

This is odd. When EJ DiMera get beat up, his bruises & cuts disappears after a day. Yet, Nick Fallon still have his after a week. days

Zynga stock plummets below value of its cash and real estate http://t.co/hwNBD7GO zynga. latimes. farmville. farmville2

Wow! Ridge didn't come back at all. He need some time off from fashion and Los Angeles. Thomas is the new CEO. Rick hates that

Brooke is back without Ridge. The fashion company will name a new CEO. Like always, it's a cliffhanger and wait until Monday

Each passing day, I'm getting closer to my dreams. I'm almost within reach that I will love it to my death. It's my new love of life

Someone called me a damn failure! Really? I'm not one. I may not be working, but I have my apartment over 10 years. I'm winning

Everything on the web is there for good. In other words, it's on the web forever. Be careful what u post. Trouble may not be far.

I shouldn't left the door open. A damn fly is in the house. Kill the fly! All this time, there's no screen door at my apartment.

I believed the email from ecarecfoensemble@sprint.com is SPAM. I checked on the web. http://t.co/pd5nYxv4

I believed the email from ecarecfoensemble@sprint.com is SPAM. I checked on the web.

I must call AT&T to cancel my Internet at home. I really need to go out more than staying home all the time. It will do me some good

The blue team lost on survivor again. Three weeks in a row. I think the first merge is next week.

I haven't play diablo3 in a few months. I don't like that game. It's no longer on my computer. I felt like blizzard ruined the game

Donna loves to watching people having sex through a window. She gave new meaning to peeping Tom. I bet she want a threesome

@SimonCowell is brutally honest! He is the best mean truthfully judge on any talent reality show. I love him on @AmericanIdol & @thexfactor

Mike is going straight home after work tonight. He haven't been home in a few days. Hmm, I wondered where he was. Silly me. LOL

I can't wait for the iphone. I love the camera. I will take more pictures and post it on the web. FaceTime will be awesome!

ABC is messing up on my TV. It always happen w/ ABC. I'm tempted to look online to see who was kick off dwts tonight. spoilers

The rabbit test. Whatever the fuck it is! I don't need some damn rabbit test. I'm not equip for it. Probing, yes. That's about it

Yesterday, sprint mentioned I must buy a gift card for the iphone5 in order to get on the waiting list. They will call me next week

Sami Brady claimed she want to focus on her life. Yet, she is still chasing every men in sight. That slut! days

The Chinese restaurant always pack the food to the very top. I ate shrimp fried rice for lunch & supper http://t.co/CpjpXDoS

how dare u! UFO is as real as the x files, where u know the truth is out there. U can ask Fox Mulder & Dana Scully. xfiles

I also got prepaid minutes at tmobile too. That's for my drug lord. Seriously, I can call from the mothership anytime.

I went to sprint. The iphone5 is still out of stock. I'm on the waiting list. 35 people are ahead of me. I brought a gift card for it.

This is the sprint plan. $79.99 for 450 minutes w/ unlimited texting and data. That plan is much better. http://t.co/4novKZvd

Hopefully, I can get the iphone5 this month. My old iPhone is three year old. It's time to get a new iPhone. It could be in stock.